Corporation::Synopsis
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Spurious Business ™
is a multipurpose-, people- and result-oriented
corporation making money out of marketing principles throughout the whole world.
The existence of
Spurious Business ™
is demonstrating the unused potentials of the current world market situation.
The claims made by "classical" fund & share marketeers are
vanquishing to /dev/null ©
On the other hand,
Spurious Business ™
is a standardised, ISO 9660 compliant firm.
Mission Statement
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We resolve to execute a strategic plan to proficiently extend two-tier
total quality management to enable us to assertively deliver our
extensible infrastructures so that we may dominate the economy.
Strategic Business Plan
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Our responsibility is to:
- Deliver efficient relationships and client-centered middleware
- Briskly engage our e-paradigms and killer partnerships
- Engage our e-face time
- Engage our distributed catalysts for interfaces
- Envision scalable meta-partnerships
- Transform assets and cross-platform interfaces
- Deliver our action items and our platforms
- Vigorously transform scalable sub-perspectives and content
- Astutely envision seamless middleware
Our ultimate goals are to meet the wants of the universe, pull ahead
from the industry, and, most importantly, meet the expectations of the
*(SPU) nation.
Corporation::Status
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Currently,
Spurious Business ™
is composed out of several leading personalities, including the following positions and departments:
- Advisor
- Chief Executive Officer (C.E.O.)
- Chief Fincancial Officer (C.F.O.)
- Chief Government Officer (C.G.O.)
- Chief Organisational Officer (C.O.O.)
- Culture Department (building)
- Health Department (building)
- Human Resources Department (building)
- Hygiene Department (planning)
- Portfolio
We are currently seeking for dynamic, motivated, young people for the following positions:
- Business dept, accountant
- Press speaker, representative
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Bert, member of our board of directors, showing off his tribute
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